professional disaster bi ™

… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?

NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK

YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.

what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted

Here’s where the romance happens

Thank you for drawing trans men who aren’t binding and who wear feminine clothes, OP, seeing trans people like myself really helps with my dysphoria

I can’t bind because of my severe asthma and pain in my ribs from fibromyalgia. So seeing trans men who aren’t binding really helps my crippling dysphoria. Thanks op (also disabled trans men aaaaaah! 💖)

Also some trans men cant afford a binder, or are closeted, or itt isnt safe where they live to bind, binding isnt a necessity v

Also trans men, just like cis men, are allowed to wear dresses.

and if you have big boobs binding gives you small boobs not a flat chest

also thank you for drawing plus-sized & disabled trans men <3

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

me rereading my own writing: this bitch fucking loves commas

Cesare the Somnambulist is a relatable character because like who hasn't been tired and goth and walked around a bit really