Uncertainty Principle

I curated my social media so thoroughly that all my feeds now consist exclusively of the Romanov Imperial Family and Shanda Vander Ark retail hearings.

Я не люблю мужчин. Я не люблю женщин. Я не люблю детей. Мне не нравятся люди. Этой планете я бы поставила ноль.

Today it occured to me I am a good doctor and a good therapist. I think I will remember this feeling.

I feel as though every new cowerker I get is an even bigger weirdo than I am, which is honestly quite an achievement. Either that, or I have a tendency to somehow encourage people to overshare the weirdest facts during coffee breaks.

Have you ever seen a mouse or a pigeon dying in the street, with people passing by, and thought this is probably how God sees us – with disgust and a bit of pity, but not enough to intervene? Just a pest, nothing more.