hi

yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

When you get into an argument with your Minecraft wife and she digs three blocks down and closes the top 😞

my real wife does this

who wanna come over and clap when bad things happen in horror movies with me

oh you mean with hands

not ruling anything out

when they're remodeling houses on those HGTV shows and they rip out the most amazing seafoam green or baby blue or blush pink 70s tile....why do you hate style and fun

I hope all private jets blow up tomorrow

we need an episode where laszlo drinks the blood of someone on adderall and spends the whole episode Normal

poisoning & smashing bugs is so cruel. when i have bugs in my house i put them down swiftly &mercifully with 2 bullets to the back of the head

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

Those are good names for a pair of orange cats

I had a dream where target had "inclusive" bathrooms but it was literally called dick and pussy rooms and EVERYONE got mad