the theme of tonight's episode is

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

World's Most Precious Creature.

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

It was simple addition, really.

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

hello universe Please stop kicking me i PROMISE i am already down actually i have been down since the first kick evenPlease stop