creepiness, it's, it's, it's worthwhile!

We should have Darion kill himself in the well to fix it.

the disembodied gay fist blizzard tweeted for marriage equality was the earth elemental that killed garrosh

fuck you garrosh wasn’t homophobic ok? ok

he is, that’s why he died

no he did not i don’t recall that ever happening don’t spread this misinformation

if i am not a princess then i am still far too effete to be a knight and yet maid is hardly right either. i believe that in the presence of outranking princessgirls i would take on a sort of "royal wizard" type role that is responsible for spells and wards and such and my locomotion through the castle would absolutely involve teleporting in and out of environmental shadows

my royal magus, can u fetch my appy juice from the pantry,,, is too far :(

[Image ID: Images of an ammonite fossil, old iPhone or iPod Touch, thumb drive, cliff overlooking water, filing cabinet, black composition book, tree, and CD storage binder on a white background. Each image is accompanied by the text “is this an archive?”. /end ID]

i recognize myself in you

bit of a bitch

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*