Hi! I'm Chalk! And this, is chalk!

facesitting is top tier because you dont even really have to put in that much effort. if a girl is being bratty while youre playing a game you can push me down and sit on my face and then continue playing for the next hour or so

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I will say that idealizing oneself as a maid requires a lot of internal thought about labor and imperialism if you're remotely serious about that identity as a servant in the face of the harrowing pressures of cultural individualism and the simultaneous denigration and performative victimization of the service industry worker within the system. it's complicated

the fact that I want to suck off the princess is indeed part of this consideration and I won't sanitize the taste I have for princess juice from any of my politics

Have You Heard The Terrible News

What happened Seymour?

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People

Funny to see that post going around like "what's your criteria for blocking someone? 🤔" I will block someone for like no reason. I will block someone for using he/him pronouns if im in a bad enough mood. Ive blocked people for posting ugly art. Earlier today I blocked everyone in the anti jax Tumblr group. Like it really takes nothing for me to be like okay bye

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

oh, me? yeah, im a panel 1 girl. panel 2? instant loss? no, no, i dont believe in that stuff

the faint, muffled noises coming from the right that kind of sound like me moaning are probably just swamp gas or ball lighting

yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting

our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.

the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.

No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!

when Kanaya is like "its ok i get mistaken for a boy all the time" and shes typing in the colour that means I Am A Girl on her planet... like girl i honestly dont believe you i dont think anyone is that clocky