Thank You, Space Expert

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

The extremely rare 6th stage of grief.

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

TOMIE

that woman who scammed the richest people in new york then said she’d do it again after getting arrested is such a fucking chad no leftist on here could ever reach this level of anticapitalist action

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

Public Transportation Should be Free to the Public.

Furthermore public transportation is incomplete if we don’t strive to make it accessible to all, this includes the disabled, the elderly, children, etc.

[Six extremely round frogs, flopped over in various positions of round floppy sleepiness. All the frogs have green bodies, taupe bellies, with bumpy olive green stripes on their backs. They are good.]

all of you weirdos on here be like OHHH TODAY IM RABID IM SO FERAL then start stuttering and shaking when you order a mcchicken

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu