Chalicotheria

watching the great halsey debates happening on twitter and marvelling once again at how a woman being a little cringey is just as bad as a man being misogynistic. if not worse.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

i don’t like that the bluejay and the cardinal that both nest outside my office don’t like each other. you both have pointy wizard hats why must you bicker.

When have you ever seen two guys in wizard hats together that aren't fighting?

i used to work summers at the renaissance fair i’ve seen two guys in wizard hats kissing tenderly on the lips i don’t wanna hear it

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event