to hell and forth

tim robinson and i are essentially physically indistinguishable

still using a hotmail.com email address is a sign of resilience and strength of character, actually.

americans having a giant victim complex over how people from other countries talk about america will never stop being the funniest thing in the world

the notion of kane parsons and curry barker being hailed as, like, The Next Generation of Horror Visionaries is fucking bleak

watching backrooms now and christ it sucks ass. why is everyone on earth pretending all these mediocre fucking youtube men are remotely interesting yet alone groundbreaking filmmakers

religion is just a placeholder for online fandom communities, left over from before the internet was invented

best scene in the overhyped midfest that was obsession was nikki's lil impromptu prose reading at the house party. that was top tier.

some people would rather chew through their own femoral arteries than resist looking for ways to make every transgression in the world ultimately a woman's fault somehow