*Vague procrastination noises*

EVERYTHING one knows about American/Western culture, especially in the late 80's/early 90's, would lead to the logical next line being some form of "Kids These Days Are Succumbing To The Evils Of Satan" or some likewise cheap Reaction™ But then Bill pulls the rug out

And they get Grace to send his first message to Earth in years.

And a female voice comes back saying "It's good to hear from you, Doctor Grace."

"...Eva Stratt?!"

*Person who sent Grace into space, question?*

"Yes Rocky but..."

*BAD HUMAN! BAD BAD HUMAN! SENT GRACE TO DIE ROCKY NO LIKE BAD BAD BAD %@#$#*

Cue Grace trying to wrestle the speaker away from Rocky while apologizing profusely

And then the next transmission that comes in is Eva Stratt laughing her ass off as she's getting cussed out by an alien in the most chaotic first contact scenario ever.

Bonus Bloodymary: Grace awkwardly trying to explain "uh yeah we also found another human in a wormhole in a weird bloody submarine"

And then Eva "...would that possibly be connected to the space stations full of very confused tramatized humans that showed up here a few years ago? they said the black box from the blood ocean led them out?"

Vegetta distraught, chapatti telling him what happen. Vegetta basically disown him (ooof, welp u had it coming aldo smh)

then destroyed the rails of the train (oof)

Vegetta running back home to talk to foolish

foolish tells vegetta n chapatti on what happen yesterday, n saying how he'll repair the house but vegtta says no b/c aldo will just destroy it again tht thers no solution for this (aldo). n foolish showing vegetta n chapatti the temple w/ ishan assistance.

Vegetta suggesting this be a new house (YES PLZ IT BE SO COOL OF ALL THE NORTH N THE ALLIES GO THERE). Foolish talking bout Dark cucurucho and how it'll help him. Vegetta asking if DC will kill aldo n foolish just shurgs and asking what he wants and he just doesn't know, not wanting anyone to diem but he's tired n hearthbroken.

Vegetta start to prep the funeral and talking bout CCJuan and qJuan (Awww) n making some humor n jokes lmao

Vegetta calls for everyone n start the funeral awww n he's complimenting Juan RP aww.

Everyone starts to talk about Juan at the funeral ishan, chapatti n foolish qwq

Vegetta feeling he failed everyone n so he appointed foolish as the new king, foolish devastated (LMAO he doesnt want to be king again).

Then roier comes in XD n he just leaves

OOC he says it better tht way due to how much lore happens n it be easier for em to continue. hell join eventually (prob be like a philza chill stream) and hes a busy man w/ lots of series which yep valid, this a good opportunity lol

Foolish POV

angst of estupiduo->vegetta story time-> funeral prep

ishan n foolish talk n go to the area of the fight n talk bout what happen n ishan explaining what he knows ti improve gear n wepons

then foolish took ishan to the villagers n ishan to his weapon/armor area. chapatti saying hes gonna grind n help make good armor for em.

Funeral-> Roier arrives n vegetta leaves after brief good bye lmao

then foolish screaming out NOOOO i dont wanna king lmaoo

lol foolish first order is sandstone XD

senpai arrived, hes shocked n wants juan back (MY BOIIIIII RAAAH THIS MAKES ME SAD, THTS HIS MOM!!! THEY TOOK AWAY HIS MOM) LMAO him saying tht juan was his mom n using tht book juan made long ago XD (hes using juan disappearance to spread tht he is his mom)

then foolish speak bout what happen yesterday n recently

"vegetta left b/c he feels like he failed"

"NO, he didn't fail...we failed him." (NOOO SENPAI STOP)

hanging out time lol

chapatti asking foolish if he can take care of juans art store (i think it be nice if tina n chapatti work together to keep the place ok qwq) foolish saying yea just don't change it

Foolish rebuilding->haiper joined and was told what happen lol (poor foolish) and haiper helping foolish rebuild

Foolish talking bout the feds n how multi is being used. haiper willing to fight n foolish saying he will help heal him soon

Abueloir arrived XD

more building -> then ewroon arrived n foolish told him and showed video

ewroon telling foolish about the resuraction n DC choice n the desire to kill nacho (i saw a clip he choosed DC, he was able to 'tame' fatal error n ewroon is gonna be rewarded). Ewroon saying thy should've agreed on the deal for the switch [oof]

More building fix->fixing the positions of the north n FNG arrives FDG arrives too n trolls foolish for a bit->Tina arrives oof lag issues

Aldo arrives blew up Chapati room w/ mines bc of the mines at the castle [prob bc vegettas ask for mines lmao]

Foolish just laughing n not caring much as Aldo explodes a bit more if the room. [Lmao my guy is low cortisol Aldo smh u ain't getting the reaction u want.]

Foolish talking to Aldo about yesterday

"I think we're more alike then I realized" yyyy yeah.

Foolish explaing about their reckless plan [most likely desire to destroy the feds] especially him w/ dark cucurucho

Aldo talking bout the Dark workers, n saying to be careful.

Foolish it's fine, n it's just something to take care of enemies. N Aldo saying ah I'm ur enemy.

N foolish saying yep [lmao just a enemy not THE enemy]

Aldo saying the island is going down n tht foolish choice is the worst [LMAO LIKE HE CARES. EVERYONE WHOS W/ DC KNOWS N THEY DONT CARE. they're tired, they rather have chaotic freedom than restrictive captivity. Plus i feel like DC actually rewards his followers unlike cucurucho.] N he can't wait to see DC

Aldo saying juan ain't here anymore [WOW OK u can't hurt him. Hes very patient lol] n leaving. Foolish just going back to fixing again.

Him mentioning Aldo choose tht path, n him killing Juan was the step to far for his plan or for any chance of redemption [Yep, I get trying to infiltrate the feds as much as he can but hurting his family in such a way is insane. Killing Juan slowly is too far n idc if it's future vision. Thrs always a better path. Hell foolish acknowledges thres gonna be casualties but I don't think perma death is end result for those he cares bout. Just casual damage lmao)

After some fixing starduo hangs out n leaving space for Juan :<.

real favorite war criminal moment

He died next to his best friend, his soulmate, the man that he tried to hate but whose bond was stronger than any title, than any fight. The man that he grew to respect and care for. The man that was always by his side: all the adventures, all the disguises, all the dreams. The man he trusted enough to let him hold half of his heart. He died next to his friend, his geopolitical ally, the monster that everyone in the North once loathed. Where everyone saw violence, Juan saw a lonely boy. The boy that fought for peace and a forbidden friendship that grew stronger than any conflict and resentment. The boy that once thought that hope and empathy were weaknesses but ended up caring deeply for everyone on the island. He died next to his amigo, his "compinche". The guy that he treated like a prince, the one that accompanied him during the long hours building the house, the one friend with he could just be himself.

He died next to his bro, the man he once trusted the most on the Island. He died next to q!Aldo Geo. The boy he never saw only as a weapon but as part of a family. The boy whose determination and bravery inspired the North to not only be a house but to fight for something, to fight together. The boy that sacrificed himself for q!Juan to come back, for q!Juan to not suffer. The boy that was ready to kill for his family, to die for the north, to be kind to his closest ones. The boy that is far gone but for whom Juan never gave up. The boy that was once ready to die for Juan killed him with a smile on his face.

"Been a while since some idiots got me thinking like this. Normally, normally it's pretty easy, pretty self-explanatory you know. Someone, they come into your life, they're fragile, they die, you know. That's typically the cycle."

He's constantly having to be the one to tell people that Juan's dead, forcing himself to relive it so he can remember the details, he has to be the king even though he never wanted it because Vegetta feels he failed as a king with what happened, and now after what happened barely a day ago, Foolish has to go around picking up the pieces, repairing the North, and making sure everyone else is okay because that's his job now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

We are coping hard today.