Just An Owl, Nothing to See Here

Holy shit I just had a baby and they keep making me fill out a mental health questionnaire to check for postpartum depression. One of the questions is about thoughts of self harm and I'm like well yeah, Thoughts of Self-Harm is just a thing my brain does. I wait and it goes away. I have worked very hard to achieve this. This is me kicking ass at life, sharing space with the Thoughts until they leave me alone again. But I am quietly checking the Nope No Thoughts Here box because I just don't want to run the risk of someone freaking out on me.

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

Knives Out: Snowpiercer

Knives Out: Northern Lights set on a Norwegian winter cruise. The crew set out wake the passengers at 1 AM to view the lights BUT ONE OF THEM ISN'T SLEEPING. Murder at the top of the world.

Fascists always invent their glorified past but the current one, which is simultaneously a mix of small town pastoralism & religiosity in a 1800s sort of way, the 1950s, and the 1990s, has to be one of their odder concoctions. Remember when nothing was woke, everyone made their own jam, worked in factories, & went to church, and they had Nintendo 64s? Uh, no???

I said "What the fuck is she wearing" pretty much every time she was onscreen. Now I know.

Yeah, the proletariat did not liberate these works of art. Someone obscenely wealthy decided they want this art in a nice display case in their bedroom, or maybe want to fuck while wearing the French crown jewels, and hired some people to steal it for them. We have been robbed of history and beauty.

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

Overly sensitive content labeling has deleterious effects on actual content warnings too. Sometimes a website will go hog wild and apply "WARNING: GRAPHIC" to every act of mild America's Funniest Home Videos-tier slapstick and you become inured to it. Like yeah click it it's a bullshit label that doesn't mean anytoh no that one was real. That was a decapitation. Ah fuck. Thanks algorithm for making "graphic content" completely meaningless

Kermit, that is not how a lady crosses her legs.

NOT THE BUBONIC PLAGUE FOLKLORE OF NORWAY IN 1349 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm not doing much better at the Deep Sea Hydrothermal Vent bestie.

It could really go either way. My interest is folklore, broadly. So I am very folklore Genre Savvy, and I wouldn't be walking around thanking the Fair Folk, or insulting unknown elderly folk who randomly showed up at my Life Event. But also that Roc doesn't care and would still eat the shit out of me.

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

It took me like a decade to realize that I had deeply internalized this belief and that was why I found the results of therapy so underwhelming. Like, I answered the riddles three. Why didn't I get to the other side?

Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

I'm doing my part!

Fuck yes.