Current mood: i must resist the temptation to make bone jokes
And how do i build a wind powered generator?
Hello! I'm Vale (over age 20, aroace, any pronouns. Forest person. Trying to learn my 4th and 5th languages. They're blending together. Don't marry a French person.)
I'm uhhh, i'm...certainly up to something. Have no idea what i'm doing though.
This is mostly a calming blog/collection of things I like and find interesting, and the place where i keep most of my online friends.
The bog blog is sfw. Any non-calming or nsfw posts will be tagged so you can filter them away. Everyone is welcome here as long as you are kind. I repeat: be nice to each other.
I may or may not be platonically married to several people.
Husband if you see this i want to know your tumblr username. How dare you keep this information from me.
Update: hello husband <3
Update 2: i seem to have become a simp. I should perhaps be slightly afraid and i am, but also i regret nothing.
This blog usually contains nature pictures (some mine), some anime and other fandom stuff wait oh fuck how far have I fallen how did I get here, writing-related nonsense, art, tea, books, and many cats. There's the existential dread too of course, and some horror stuff. Read the full post for my tags if you want to avoid those (or to find more of them).
My tags:
'Book counting' - my reading diary
"Too many bad things" - negativity tag for anything that is not calming, like existential dread, bad news and discourse. Block this if overwhelmed by whatever is going on. (Originally created for pandemic-related posts in 2021, then 80% Palestine themed, and now it's a mix of global news and the US situation)
'Things happening' - current events tag for keeping up with things that aren't bad enough to earn the 'too many bad things' tag
"Ominous" - anything with horror themes.
"Bones" - mostly pretty art I couldn't resist reblogging that has bones somewhere in it.
"Food" - food. (Drinks like coffee and tea are not tagged as food. Let me know if you need me to tag these as well ok?) (i don't always notice food in posts)
"Vale's collection of dreams and nightmares" - personal tag that functions as my dream diary. you might want to block this. (I'll try to tag and hide anything triggering)
"Alcohol in this post" - post contains alcohol (rare tag).
"Potentially useful information" - resources tag. Anything and everything from how to save a life to free books, links, and anything interesting I want to be able to find again.
"Good things" - opposite of too many bad things, positive and hope-restoring posts go here.
"Vale's nonsensical writing archive" - my posts about my writing bc I need to find them somehow.
"Vale screams into the abyss" - personal ramblings tag. This is where I yell at the world and my life and myself. Block this tag if you dislike vent posts or other posts that get... personal.
Also: the only two trigger tags I actually remember to tag every single time are snakes and spiders (asked by two different mutuals to tag if seen in posts) so if you have strong triggers you absolutely want to avoid please tell me, that will actually help me remember to tag them.
Update: paranoia tw added to the list
If you have more tag ideas let me know?
Lastly: if you see me post or reblog something problematic just let me know, I can take criticism and won't be mad at you.
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Cutting off big numbers to be really small, especially monetary values ("Owns a business worth 1.2 dollars" "Biggest in the world! Holds two")
Game show YTPs where the completely nonsensical answer the contestants give is actually correct
Introduction sections that are artificially extended because the same guy keeps appearing over and over between other people, bonus points if the additional copies of the guy are actually edited to be there afterward
saus will never not be funny
A very animated movement or expression like a gasp or a laugh being reversed midway through
When a commercial says something like "cool, right?" and then immediately goes "No, wrong, this is actually completely normal"
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We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks
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The experience of being the barrier between a number of immigrants speaking the local language unperfectly and some local conservative dudes clearly displeased by their presence grumbling amongst themselves while waiting in line to pay for groceries
(normal life is becoming more interesting in a not great way)
*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?
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