idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Hey guys, June 5th is coming up, and you know what that means: the anniversary of Ronald Reagan’s death! So don’t forget to set aside some time with your toilet to spiritually piss on his grave

Happy deathiversery to Ronald Reagan! Fuck you and everything you stood for!

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second