Bugs :)

okay but what does the rock look like?

yeah okay, that looks like bread

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

peggle 1 or peggle 2?

peggle 1... peggle 2... who's to say... it was just 'life' back there... to me... to my fellow orbs.......

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

no i'm not sending you a "titty pic" weirdo. if you want to see them that badly you'll just have to meet me irl and beat me at mahjong like a normal person.

my writing gland is purple and swollen