There is reason for hope.

cant stop thinking about this post. i dont think any “that face you make when” type posts has prompted over 20 minutes of research in me before

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

JESUS CHRIST

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

its not funny how chips and salsa can never sate your hunger for chips and salsa. you just keep eating and eating and it doesnt stop until the chips or salsa is depleted. i theorize one could eat chips and salsa forever

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

shout out to every kind of curry dish ..... indian curry....thai curry.......japanese curry ... the kind with coconut milk and the kind without.......from the light yellow curry to the bodacious red to the rich brown ....... to the ones more soup like and the ones more gravy like.... to the ones with potatoes and to the ones with chickpeas.........this post is for you

A common misconception is that the skin of an airplane is smooth. This is just an optical illusion due to their shine; their skin is actually incredibly rough.

there must be something wrong with your hands. planes are smooth.

No. I have touched dozens of planes with my bare hands. Every one had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper.

fun fact: plane skin is actually smooth when felt in one direction and rough when felt the opposite direction! this is because plane skin is covered by millions of tiny teeth :)

this is false. I’m touching a plane right now and it’s rough in every direction

Yes but are you touching the plane in its natural habitat?

I’m 30,000 feet in the air as we speak

....ok so the problem is what you have is not a plane it's a parachute. Please open it.

if i was a vampire i would say "i drinked you" after feeding

reverse hypochondriac i just ignore everything