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can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

I think that if you have pure intentions crashing your car into other car (i.e. a tesla or a truck with a big american flag attached to it) shouldn't damage your car and also shouldn't incur any legal consequences

i just want to total veterans cars without also damaging my car or self is that too much to ask

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence