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why did a cockroach just run under my fridge don't do that man

I think that if you have pure intentions crashing your car into other car (i.e. a tesla or a truck with a big american flag attached to it) shouldn't damage your car and also shouldn't incur any legal consequences

my horrible cramps gave me a few hours of peace but they returned as soon as I got up to take a shower someone come remove this useless organ from me immediately

i feel as if I am withstanding torture rn (trying to sleep but period cramps are preventing that)

(voice of someone who's spent all day hunched over) why does my back hurt

been really into saying get a grip today

someone knocked on my door when I wasn't expecting it and now I feel like I'm recovering from being chased by a wild dog 😭

went into the comments of a post about a misogynistic trend in writing romance and saw someone talking about a marauders fanfiction why are these people everywhere and why do they make everything about their harry potter fanfictions

who thinks I'll ever schedule an eye doctors appointment