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agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

I think that if you have pure intentions crashing your car into other car (i.e. a tesla or a truck with a big american flag attached to it) shouldn't damage your car and also shouldn't incur any legal consequences

i just want to total veterans cars without also damaging my car or self is that too much to ask

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

People are so harsh on Black cinema, in this really bizarre way. It's almost like they're unnerved by all the casual Blackness they're seeing in these films, but they don't realize it or care to unpack why — so they hyperfocus on the TINIEST details at the expense of more relevant shit like plot or themes, OR they have these wild, reaching complaints that make zero sense to anyone who like. Watched the film normally. Because TELL ME how I just saw someone saying they wished I Love Boosters "had more fashion" in it. Like really. I Love Boosters. The film about fashion designers stealing clothes and making clothes and selling clothes and pulling heists at fashion shows and clothes stores? The film where they have different outfits in each new scene? That I Love Boosters?? THAT'S the movie that didn't have enough fucking fashion for you??!

they should invent a firework that only veterans can hear