cornball music for bozos

on my period in a way that requires two tylenol and two ibuprofen

some people will look you dead in the face on the fourth of july and ask why you’re not wearing red white and blue

does anyone know how to stop being scared

if i ever make enough money to have a child and send them to sleepaway camp they’re NOT going to fancy sleepaway camp w tiled floor cabins that have air conditioning and bathroom in unit. No no no. you’re going to wood cabin with wraparound screen windows and bunk beds with the bathroom yards away in the bathhouse. Learn something from this

adela sex on the beat is a good song

we all got that one tumblr user who we thnk should follow us back cuz we have so much in common....just me...oh ok