cornball music for bozos

my house is auntiechella rn nd one of my aunties presented me with a t shirt from temu while the other gifted me a book about semiotics. my esoteric auntie cadre

im so afraid to listen to finn wolfhard's music bc what if i like it

i got a family friend who caught west nile so i dont play about mosquito repellent. give me the DEET idgaf

horsefly bit me on my crotch like right up in my bikini line fold BITCH i hope your dunes are sprayed with deet DIE

god matt damon is so SEXYYYYYY TO MEEEEEE

i remember when the dichotomy of ingredient vs snack house was first being worked out i looked at the mugs in the sink and noticed how they were all gunked up by my nightly microwave mug cakes and immediately knew what kind of house i was living in

pete mad men.....kinda cute.......i know im not supposed to say that but....

at the part of family vacation where ambiguous angst and ennui are settling in. which means im either on the verge of a life ruining decision or im about to write 1k+ words of some bullshiiiiit

bjork is such a thoughtful artist i love hearing what she thinks about art and art making