cornball music for bozos

i’m so good at scaring myself like i’m on amtrak rn passing by a riverside park and im like what if that guy at the shore throwing water over his head turned around and threw a javelin towards the train and it went right thru my window and pierced me temple to temple. Like omg okay girl

i think all my boy friends should let me style them like every boy friend come to my house and i'll put you in my jeans and my boots don't worry we're all the same size and i'll texture your hair and release you to the wild and you'll surely find love Thanks to Me

frank zappa is the sexiest man to have ever walked the earth like AWOOOOOOGA omg he's so lucky we never crossed paths ... it would've been a problemmmmmmmmm

the key to fashion inspiration is not to look at any modern reproductions of vintage style but to find photos or video of that era. and this seems obvious but it's not. bc in modern reproductions the materials and textures oft are not the same. and to go even deeper it can be inspiring to check out fashion from decades prior to the one you're curious about bc motifs and moments from the past often carry to the present. like for example many goths in the 80s used vintage/thrifted clothing from the 40s-60s to construct their look. and like in the 70s bitches loved keds but keds were also super popular in the 50s. it pays to go back 20-30 years