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In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

@localairport

Hm. How famous.

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

HOOORAYYYYYYY

This is important tumblr planeposting lore

@localairport

I went to the airport too early and need to waste ~2hrs, anyone wants to chat? 🥹 How's everyone doing, what was the last yuri comic you've read, did you visit any interesting monasteries lately? Any interesting theatre plays you've seen?

One never arrives at the airport too early. Merely in time to visit the overpriced bookshop can cafe.

I love being a bastion of general aviation knowledge here on tumblr

I love being the bastion of aviation misinformation here and also on the depratures boards.

I love being a bastion of general aviation knowledge here on tumblr

local bastion of aviation knowledge, what do you think of bush flying?

I want a taildragger endorsement and flying backcountry is super cool and super fun. Or so i think ive never done it

Bush flying is life.

planes look so cute and demure when they're rolling around on the ground instead of flying

@localairport

Rolling, while a natural behavior can also be a sign of stress due to inadequately long runways!!! It can be cute but it can be a sign of serious underlying issues!

We have got to keep normal pornography off this website.

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back