everything is about sports except sports which is about gay sex

in a twist nobody saw coming attaching your happiness to a sports team is terrible for your mental health

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

its cool to do alternative readings of characters based on their wasted potential but sometimes fandom will be like "canon is wrong for thinking [character] is [trait]" and [trait] will be the core tenet of the character which defines not only their personal arc but also their role in the larger story

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

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never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

No. :)