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sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

the block button really does speak to me like the cursed amulet sometimes. thousands have been slain for minor acts of treason. all for the glory of my kingdom of course

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

i forget there's actual native english speakers on this site... i thought it was just all normal people who had to learn english in school. no there's actual americans and britons here that's scaryyyyyyyyyyy

english speakers you don't need to tell me you're english speakers in the notes. this post is for the people who know what present perfect is

hummingbirds want to do bug things and shrimps is bugs so they want to do bug things too... see also hummingbird moth

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!