hello hi howdy etc, since tumblr has completely fucked up the way a blog's subheader looks on mobile and it can't be expanded any more, we're making a pinned post!
the basics: ash • old and unhinged • ao3 • twitter • ask • currently into hockey and hrpf, often into something • i block u18s and bad vibes on sight • if you consider text nsfw, i'm the definition • nsfw images are (usually, but very imperfectly) tagged unsafefw • i usually keep a full queue, do not tag anything consistently, and generally don't use read mores • like and reblog at will, you're not bothering me • i know the difference between fiction & reality. do you?
i am a wild and oilers homer, but i will read and write anything if it interests me enough, including probably every kink and kind of """problematic""" content you can imagine (well, not that one... or probably that one, but no palette can hold every color, right?)
i love asks and love chatting with you guys but am sometimes bad at responding (as we all have the right to be! be nicer to yourselves!) and often save nice messages instead of replying so i can hoard them. also if you don’t want to send anon or if i have anon turned off, please know that whatever account you send me a message from is always safe with me, if you ask me not to publish your name if i answer a q, i am happy to do that <3
i hate the tumblr messaging system, but i do try my best to use it if someone sends me one, tbh the easiest place to have a conversation with me is twitter (which i also have an info post about lmao)
i block ruthlessly and plentifully -- bad takes, annoying content, not appreciating leon draisaitl like he deserves, being mean to connor mcdavid or the minnesota wild -- my definition of 'bad vibes' above is broad and it's probably not personal and tbh i will tolerate a lot if i like you and i'm very easy to please!
i will not ever block you for being horny in my notifs tho, even if it is not my flavor of horny, for i respect no greater freedom on this here website than that one
if you are primarily a matthew tkachuk fan (or only here because you ran across my matthew/leon content) i'm afraid you will be be extremely disappointed
okay, that's it, i think! sorry to have to be a pinned post guy, i really was so close to doing a sarcastic dni and didn't so at least there's that, love you!! <333
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Honestly, as much as I love "Fiction isn't reality" as a proship belief, I also saw someone using "Fiction isn't education" and I think that might be even better. Because the idea of fiction affecting reality has a different meaning to everyone and is pretty easy for antis to try and twist against us, but "You should not assume that any piece of fiction is meant to instruct you on how to think or act" is a much more clear-cut message that I think is harder to dispute. I like it a lot. Fiction is not education.
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ryan carter v. marcus foligno, 30 november 2013. for obvious reasons this caters to me, specifically.
brenden dillon v. marcus foligno, 19 october 2021. say what you will about the superman punch but you gotta hand it to moose for always being a showman
andreas englund v. marcus foligno, 10 april 2023. icon???? the helmet??? gladiator??
zack macewen v. marcus foligno, 6 february 2020. big fan of him demanding the crowd cheer louder while looking soooo pissed off after any fight. he just also happens to be bleeding here.
michael mccarron v. marcus foligno, 10 march 2024. moose, second game back from injury: time for vengeance
honorable mention to nikolai knyzhov v. marcus foligno, 22 february 2021. this is barely a fight, but I do love moose punching the kid a total of three times before motioning the refs in because it was knyzhov's first career fight. also moose got a gordie howe this night.
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what they dont tell you is that if you're a hockey fan for a long enough time you start feeling insane about the new wave of fans who don't know Anything. not in a hockey sense, but in a fandom sense
