incorrect FNF quotes

Boyfriend: My Girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips what do I do

Girlfriend: BF and I are no longer dating.

Boyfriend: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Girlfriend: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Boyfriend: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Pico: I'm having problems with a guy...

Senpai, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.

Girlfriend: Did you have to stab them?

Pico, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Boyfriend: We all have our demons.

Pico: The Ocean is a soup.

Pico: Remember, BF, don't do anything I wouldn't do.