folie a deux ♔

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

i’ve embraced being a fangirl tbh i’ve reverted back to my 14y/o self. i’m not too old for this i’m literally having FUN & analyzing stories

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

"looks you can take from day to night" turned out to be a much smaller problem in my life than magazines led me to believe in the early 2000s