Open Your Heart to Chaos

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

Cosy Corner, Jacques-Émile Ruhlmann (1879–1933) Amaranth wood corner unit with canted sides forming a sofa, comprising three sections with open shelving. Projecting pediment ornamented with ivory scrollwork accents highlighted by alternating dot patterns. Corner sofa featuring a low, exposed-wood apron decorated with an ivory dentil frieze; upholstered in velvet (worn). Losses to the ivory inlay. Height 186 cm (73.7 in.) – Width 270 cm (106.3 in.) (overall) – Depth 128 cm (50.4 in.) (x)

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

my fucked up lup headcanon is that i think she probably forgets shes not an inanimate object anymore sometimes. like people around her will be having a conversation and she'll just sit there silently watching them until someone addresses her directly and she remembers she is physically present and people can see and hear her. she'll see something cool out and about and have the fleeting thought "damn, too bad i cant interact with that (because im an umbrella)" and then realize she CAN now

queer discourse final boss

most controversial statement of all time apparently: trans women and cis women are the same gender

when a beverage's container says please shake well you know i'm fully jerking that shit off like it's the first sleepover after 3 years long distance

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

Week days should only be around 4 hours because that's how many I can be at work without wanting to scream, and then weekends should be 145 hours I can fully dedicate to my gazillion hobbies as well as hanging out with friends

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun