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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

The WoL being careful about risking their own life unnecessarily but not for their own sake, but rather because it always seems to end up being someone else that takes the hit for them, and they're tired of losing people.

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

BIGS HER EYES AT YOU!!!!! 🥺