SUNSCORCHED

line his shit up

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

the funniest part of going through wizardry after playing games which streamlined its formula later on is when you realise that every single screenshot of wizardry 3 combat is lying to you by not putting an enormous flashing warning next to the names of the "four" enemies that says THAT'S NOT THEIR LEVEL. THAT'S HOW MANY ENEMIES ARE STACKED INTO ONE OF THE FOUR SLOTS. THIS SCREENSHOT DEPICTS A 32 MONSTER ENCOUNTER.