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we're not kids anymore.
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I can not express in human emotions or language how much I carnally need the Count Von Count Pop Vinyl

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stabby smooch
just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design
The galaxy's favorite singer!
people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago
Bringing this out of the tags:
A fic written 2 years ago is NOT OLD. Two years is nothing. Two years ago was yesterday.
Also I don't care if a fic is 10 years old. Leave those comments!! Even if you think the author isn't active, or moved on from the fandom, I promise you it will make them smile.
I commented on a fic that was 11 years old, and there was already a response by the time I got up the next morning. Comment on the fics, please, comment on them, I promise it'll make the author's day either way
I got a comment on a fic of mine this week that just read "TWO THOUSAND AND NINE?"
I replied to it within seconds, of course. someone commented on my fic
As @pentapoda put it in this post:
(transcript: Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.)

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porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]
thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!
The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake
*sending my nothing beams at you*
*blasting you with nothing*
think I've been mildly cursed by a witch
for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely
the witch is called enshittification
excellent so is this like a rumpelstiltskin situation or
"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

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Shout out to the person who said I wrote my poolverine fic only to feed my superiority complex π hands down the fucking funniest comment I've ever received. 10/10
you should be allowed to not pay rent if you want
ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so niceΒ

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The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.
What is this, some sort of Spider Geddon?
Finally some pride art!! Really wished Miles got to mess with superior more ^^