i think its pathetic that journalists and even some casual speakers call twitter "X" now. weak fish behaviour. you dont have to play along

I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

so sad that phantom of the opera finally closed. i know that some people thought it was fucked up how they would always drop the chandelier on the audience, killing 7-10 random showgoers every performance, but i personally think it was one of andrew lloyd webers more bold and interesting artistic choices, really pushing the boundaries of how musical theatre can engage the audience

nothing beats being into something with a really small fandom because you'll get like 7 notes on a post and it's like WOAHHH THE GANG'S ALL HERE ‼️‼️

we don’t talk enough about the fact that james potter’s fatal flaw was loyalty

Someone hurry up and get directX working 100% on Linux.

HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

God didn’t give me a dick cuz I’d get hard from a timelapse of a flower blooming and everyone would make fun of me