Wulti Level Warketing Scheme

@libelelle

I always used to raise an eyebrow at nightmare sequences in media bc I was like pfft surely something so terrible and specific can't be conjured by a dream. but then this past year I've actually had some nightmares that were incredibly Specific and freaked me out you win, I guess. fuck off forever

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service