Wulti Level Warketing Scheme

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

A lot of people are begging for this chapter's secret boss to be a woman, and if Asgore turns out to be this chapter's main boss (which he probably will), I propose Mrs Toriel Dreemurr herself as a secret boss. There's really no reason for me to think it'll happen, since the chances of her fighting her own child and a kid she deeply cares for are rather slim. But that's why I propose a Ralsei 1v1 versus Toriel. She's a teacher and a good, empathetic person, who likes taking care of teens. I think it would be nice for Ralsei to be taken care of for once, instead of the opposite, and a battle with Toriel could be the opportunity to prove herself in a friendly way.

Im not resentful. Im not. I'm not. I'm going to choose not to be a bad person

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches