Wulti Level Warketing Scheme

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

Tip: You can be polyamorous and aromantic to unlock weird relationships with friends

@wirtsroom

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

I also think about when a guy asked me what we usually do for the 4th of july in this country. um nothing

the stingrays at the touch tank just now were acting pretty cautious around the people reaching in, getting really close but staying juuuust too far for anyone to touch, and this ten year old boy in a fnaf tshirt told me, exasperated, "the stingrays are ragebaiting us!!"