shhh im not here

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

I’m at a loss for words

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

Just had a dream of a shape shifter trying to find the next body so they hold a character design contest and the winner’s oc becomes real

Do you think if shapeshifters are real they would open commission photoshoots like they turn into your oc and take selfies or idk go to the grocery and buy a sandwich, they would be so rich

Hey guys, did you know that if you ever post a GIF on this website, be it in your own original post or otherwise, you’ll get notified whenever someone finds it via the Tumblr GIF search feature and adds it to a post? I think more people should know about this because there’s always a chance, albeit small, that someone will come across the random GIF of old-timey people clapping and cheering you attached to a funny post about worms making music five years ago and deem it the perfect reaction image for the video of a person pissing inside another person’s asshole they’re about to reblog, which Tumblr will helpfully link directly to you via an incredibly cryptic, very curiosity-inducing notification that says nothing but “tumblruser47266 has added your genre-defying work to a post”.

I guess it did deserve applause on account of the surprising lack of spillage. Must take some serious good aim. I make way more of a mess trying to pour milk on my cereal.

I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE TO BE ABOUT HORSES INSTEAD OF BUTTERFLIES,

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

Tumblr > Google yet again

THIS IS IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!