local cryptid

opp thought he could outsmoke me, i introduced him to the fog of war

im not trying to diss the "you should own your music" people because in fact i frequently AM one of those people. but the thing is that they just don't have very esoteric music tastes and it sort of shows. like yeah i can cd rip a Tyler, the Creator album, sure, but do you have a plan for how i'm going to listen to Këngë Kurbeti by Shkurte Fejza?

i love owning my music. but if you're going to say that everyone should drop streaming services entirely i want to know where you plan to source the soundtrack for Baahubali: The Beginning (in Hindi, mind you, i don't like the Telugu version as much and that difference matters to me) because soulseek is pretty good for popular music and not much else

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

gas station geronimos got me seeing dog colors

took so many benadryl i lost access to conscious thought and intention. living through pink oblivion, moving like bacteria

last night i ate 20000 milligrams THC worth of sour patch kids thinking they were regular candy, and i didnt feel shit. okay

i mean personally i wouldn't get a job as a serial killer even if i wanted to pay for college but maybe i am just stupid and don't understand that people from other countries actually deserve to die for being Foreign

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me