"I go where you go, baby"

babe are you alright? you just reblogged eunnieboo’s pink in the night comic again

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

as a lover of information since i was a child, the concept of "useless knowledge" never sat right with me. they should re-name trivia to something else. essentials.

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

Uhhhh let me be queer

i love when sports announcers say shit like “this game is going to come down to whichever team makes plays” like thank you king what would we do without you

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

I have genuinely learned new drafting and construction techniques from Amaury Guichon.

having sex with my non binary roomate

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

Added to the collection by @teenslib

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH