Petty In Pink

why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it i dont get it its the same thing? its apple?

Probably something to do with chemical reactions and how oxygen interacts with the meat of the apple.

I don’t like that you called it meat

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

@bears-official

ORBULAR & friend shaped!!!

I’m going to need somebody to drop the make/model on this little orb asap

being trans level 2 involves having a gender you reserve specifically for cis people and then breaking out the good actual gender around other trans people like it's fine chine

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

Found that How To Disappear Online post again, linking it here for anyone who might need it or know someone who needs it. This is very good information for people trying to escape abusers or stalkers, or who simply do not want to be found.

Damn. Really powerful and beautifully drawn.

*points* gay

Are you pointing at her or me

why does nobody talk about the adhd symptom where I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all… I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it… Because I can live with it… I can live with it… Computer - erase that entire personal log.

Hey OP wtf is this about?

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