still think about that post that’s like dragon age characters are always breaking character to go on suspiciously detailed centrist rants. it’s so funny. what if that happened to all of us
my roommate: hey kate when you’re at the store can you pick up some paper towels, we’re out
me: oh? paper towels?
my roommate: yeah thanks
me: what an interesting request
my roommate: uh—
me: disastrous for the environment, paper towels. or at least that’s what they say. swaths of forests cut down to make them every hour
my roommate: oh ok yeah i mean if you’d prefer we could look into using cloth towels—
me: oh! but bacteria builds up on cloth towels so easily. i knew a man a while back. yes, i’d even call him a friend. he died from an infection caused by a cloth towel that an environmentalist forced him to use against his will
my roommate: dude what—
me: it’s just so hard to know what the right choice is
my roommate: oh hold up you’re breaking character to go on a suspiciously detailed centrist rant, i forgot you told me you did this sometimes
me: maybe both sides are wrong
