Just some ghostly musings

weirdly enough i think it's easier to accept non sexual nudity if you're a bit of a a pervert. like people think "boobs are too sexy, people can't be normal about them", and it seems like a compelling argument, boobs are sexy. but when you realise that other things are sexy as well, things like stomachs, thighs, feet, back muscles, and you can normal about them in a non sexual context, so there's no reason anyone can't be normal about any other part of the body.

if you plopped Spirit Tracks Link in TOTK and gave him the ultrahand ability Hyrule would have accessible worldwide public transportation within 4 business days

gonna get shot for this but "femboy" has similar connotations to "trap" and i don't wanna hear it from tme people

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

canes love falling over its enrichment for them

[walks up to a throuple] "So which one of you is the tank which one of you is the healer and which one of you is the DPS?"

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

if i had a nickel for every series i love that revolves around a black haired girl and a blonde girl exploring a mysterious wasteland together in which they're nearly the only people that exist id have two nickels etc etc,,,

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

that wasn't the question

I feel like your answer fully explains it though

I need dick on a new level never before seen

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

not impordant right now

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”