But During the Stone Age...!

It would be so easy to destroy bad people.

ok also I will say that there is one very specific Type of usamerican sports fan who very specifically cares about baseball, hockey, and college basketball, but says other major sports are 'too selfish' or whatever shit. if you ever encounter a specimen of this group, it is morally justified, or even morally obligated, for you to beat them to death with hammers

the Buddha said this, btw.

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

Life Grips

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.