But During the Stone Age...!

It would be so easy to destroy bad people.

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.

“sorry gonna be late for work one of the girls from Dead or Alive is gigantic now and is blocking the road”