A Walkin’ Calamity

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

I remember when you still had to pay long distance charges on a cell phone and text messages weren't even an option on my first plan.

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

this website really has ruined me… i didnt catch the G, so i spent like 4 minutes scouring the second pic for thee Lucky Luciano 😭

hand in unglovable hand

I mean you’re right but sasuke doesn’t have A LEFT ARM

THEN WHY DID HE STAND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS WIFE

Cause he doesnt love her

mad about the idea of money being exchanged for goods and services

first of all, explain to me, what makes them “goods”, instead of , “bads”

MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR BADS AND DISSERVICES

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

that would explain some of the actions of the court

The 21st century prophet known as "The Nostalgic Critic"[1][2] has been described by contemporary sources as a possible messianic figure, known to "absolve [his follower's] sins by listening to their transgressions and instructing them to forget about them, himself taking the role of sin-eater, reinforced by his mantra - 'I remember it, so you do not have to.'"[2]

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

Did you seriously just smoke some of my elfweed? Girl you're gonna get soooo fucked in 5 years. Yeah it only lasts a decade though.

Don't worry about your nipples being more sensitive.