grubs

did anyone else see the intense weird lightning over melbourne's north - north-east just now?? intense broad bluegreen flashes and a red aura behind some clouds ?? fully whack

nothing gives me greater pleasure than mainlining snacks snuggled under a blanket watching people freeze and starve themselves half to death on alone

hey how do you tell a guy who pays two sets of union dues that he's being a fucking scab

incredibly lacking in any self awareness co-worker will pay two sets of union dues and proudly associate himself with union membership but will not go on strike because "i got this shift months ago"

flight to the ancestral homeland booked i am going to bonnie wee scotland

everyone donate to my crowdfund of send my favourite mutuals to naarm for a weekend to escape the heat and have some chill winter sunshine hangs on the balcony next to the creek. you can all hear the currowongs calling and playing in the trees and the cat wants you all to pat her and is yelling at your feet. i'm feeding you radishes and all the leftover raclette cheese and charcuterie in my fridge

i think i should be allowed to have my north american mutuals over for a raclette night this winter for free. you should all get a nice melbourne winter night (down to 50 degrees Fahrenheit overnight temp) to get out of the crazy heat there. and i get to feed you all. but there's no transit time or plane fare. that's my wish good night

thinking of treats for myself this week...going to buy a whole fish head at the market and roast it

i love when they eat pine bark and then suffer