solar powered!

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

they called him a psycho killer for this

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

um *goes to sleep*