>:3

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

In a parallel universe where cheese is a controlled substance my son is a world-renowned drug sniffing cat

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

lining a yaoi paddle with dollar store razors in some crude approximation of a macuahuitl, for the fujoshi wars

Enchanted weapon

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

you got this shit plusle man