>:3

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

lining a yaoi paddle with dollar store razors in some crude approximation of a macuahuitl, for the fujoshi wars

Enchanted weapon

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

you got this shit plusle man

Imagine a fluffy unicorn that’s bred for its wool like a sheep- once or twice a year it has to get shorn and the shearer just has to awkwardly flop and position the unicorn around without getting stabbed. Perhaps they cover the horn with a protective pool noodle

@wizardpotions

I see the vision

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa