Tired and Queer

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

Excuse me while I look something up...

Nobody in the notes mentioned this fact but i need to emphasize there is absolutely so much bones. There is a dungeon and it’s decorated like this. There’s bone piles and shit that hasn’t even been discovered. The mega dungeon is not only big it looks like that. They literally need to sort it out from the amount of bones. There are so many dead people beneath paris in a dark souls crypt.

Lotsa people in the notes of this post pointing out that Paris isn't unique in this regard and actually most cities have sprawling underground complexes under them (sewers, cisterns, railway systems, etc)

drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

I WILL NEVER BE A HOBBIT I WILL NEVER LIVE IN THE SHIRE I WILL NEVER JOURNEY TO RIVENDELL I WILL NEVER EAT THAT WEIRD BREAD I WILL NEVER MEET ARAGORN IN THE PRANCING PONY I WILL NEVER SEE GANDALFS FIREWORKS

Someone should make a version of this gif where he's peacefully floating in front of crackling flames of a hellscape or something

a reminder that ursula le guin’s writing schedule was the best writing schedule.

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that

And on top of that, having operated CCTV at multiple locations now- my favourite and most comfortable one having excess of 60 cameras- it can be REALLY hard to suddenly jump to a different operating interface and display configuration, because all the muscle memory is wrong

Not the best depiction, but. Feels like this

I love how many people read my work posts and tag it “body horror”, “eldritch”, “science fiction”, “Murderbot”, “Magnus archives”, “OP is a cyborg”