A Damp Loser

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Things I have on my jacket and my partners have on their jackets that aren't patches:

A metal brooch(?) I think it's some kind of ornament. It's metal and has rhinestones on it

A bumper sticker. It's stuck and sewed on

A lanyard. I got it from an ACLU labor union meeting at the state capitol

A metal beetle that broke off a bracelet

Extra pockets, a fabric glasses case, a lighter holder, a built-in cigarette pouch, etc. Good for hiding shit

On that note, a built-in first aid kit

Belt loops from old pants. Good for clipping carabiners and keychains. Also good for yk. Belts

Embroidered barbed wire with dental floss/jewelry wire. Did scratch himself and other people with it tho so be careful.

The back patch on my jacket is just the front of an old band T shirt

Spikes (you can make these out of monster or soda cans)

Detachable sleeves for winter. Made with old zippers

An eyelet hole big enough to plug headphones thru while keeping an iPod in the pocket

Built in sewing kit

Built in watch and compass (badass as hell)