A Damp Loser

australian mutuals what are they saying

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him

From the Earth I rise, and to the Earth I one day will return✨ What’s up mother-shuckers, *stares* my name is COLONEL 💥 CORNELIUS 💥 CORNWALL💥, and I’m here to today to introduce you to- 🌽corn.🌽 Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called ‘maize’ because.. it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flay-vor 😐. Side effects of corn may include.. choking, I guess 🫤. 🎵Come down today- and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn.🎶 AAAA-💥💥💥

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

@chaoticneutralpanic

was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now

Maybe we can save Dragon Age if we put on the best talent show this town has ever seen