grandpa

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[Iamge description: a drawing of a bunny standing in front of a projector, holding a pose so that their ears, front legs, and lifted one back leg make the silhouette of a human hand against the projector screen. End description.]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may