grandpa

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

on multiple occasions i have seen people on socials excited for palworld 1.0 and it has taken me a moment to realize they aren't doing a bit and are genuinely excited

Gamer here! This phenomenon can be explained from Palworld being what is considered a "good game" (任天堂以外のゲームをプレイしてください), which can be a concept that is difficult for fans of "Pocket Monsters" from the last decade or so to conceptualize. For futher reading, I suggest "On the Genealogy of Morals" by Friedrich Nietzsche and "Open Veins of Latin America" by Eduardo Galeano, hope this clarifies things!

Absolutely embarrassing to hold the plagiarism game up as a good game

THEY MADE HIS ASS FATTER ON PURPOSE!?!?!?!!

not sure i believe in deltarune tomorrow but i also distinctly remember not believing in deltarune tomorrow when the 2025 direct happened and we all know how that went so now i'm like the dog that has to check the bush every time because there was a pie in there once

Kris Dreemurr be like: If you wanna go out with me you're going to have to defeat my four possible romantic interests

announcing Deltarune Chapter 5 with a Pikmin fakeout is crazy