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It's perfectly natural for autists to like trains because trains are like our older brothers, to whom we can look up. Trains are big and strong creatures; unstoppable and proud, but they are elegant and logical. Not human but like humanity they are higher than beasts. The train is like a stoic sword hero who does what must be done and whose will must be respected, for his course cannot be altered. A train is an adult man with asperger's who has a job. And he's faster than everybody. I could be like him some day.

the beach that. makes you dead

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

but why does it work perfectly ???

these days everything has to be some kind of shadow bullshit

yeah it really added a little je ne sais quoi to an already totally awesome wedding experience. every dj should be a little bit evil