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thinking abt the 'hello spongebob...' image again

I just made myself sick eating purple cookies

Neopets ass problem

TinEye: I know you found this image online but we search everyone and everything and everywhere and this image actually has never existed anywhere before yet

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

suicidal timbaland: take it to the bridge.......

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

Bootie shorts that say “my eyes are in here”

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

no idea what this means

lemon lime spine

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance