Meh

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

she brocke up with him

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

#put judaism in there too#because some “radfems” are still acting like it’s not also an abrahamic religion founded on the rape and subjugation of women#all religions are manmade and misogynistic#there are no religions that are good for women

Women are allowed inside temples, but they’re only allowed to serve the monks as nuns. They’re background characters who are kept around for cooking or cleaning. Female monks are incredibly rare to find and are not officially ordained or recognized as by Buddhist order since 1928. There is a growing number of women who are trying to change this by establishing their own temple outside of Thailand, but it gets pushback cause the men are in charge and will easily dismiss them by saying “it’s an offense to Buddha.”