in the back of my DRAGULA

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

Can you swap their heads ?

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

i’d be really bad at being a male celebrity’s girlfriend (aside from the fact that i’m not a girl) because if people were thirstposting about him/being jealous of me publicly online i would just tweet out something like “you all can look as much as you want but i’m the only one who gets to put stuff in his butt” and then turn off my phone

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

Hyperrealistic simulacrum of a good father

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

Wild how there are lgbtq+ people on here who hold the same opinions on queer culture as the average homophobic transphobic straight person, just that they've reasoned themselves into them from the opposite way around.

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s