get stabbed, stagger off in the dark

i am like jesus on the fucking cross right now for being willingly subjected to this websites music taste. however bad you think it is its worse

They’re adding “skill issue” to the dsm

last night i had a dream that jerma died mysteriously and the entire world was mourning (aka #ripbozo was trending for days) and like 200000 people went to his funeral and there was a 24-hour memorial stream on his twitch playing back old streams until one day a new “jerma” appeared and started streaming on his channel and it was just drew gooden wearing a paper jerma mask a la spy tf2 and calling himself jerma so there were a lot of conspiracies that drew gooden killed jerma to take his place and eventually it was revealed the drew gooden, in fact, DID kill jerma but instead of getting mad people thought it was hilarious and it just became a new in-joke in “jerma”’s streams and drew gooden just streamed as jerma for the rest of his life

emo boys kissing

gf who emo boy kisses you

Transgender cringe moment (hysterical edition): soaps with holes so men can fuck them give me dysphoria

I know i’m a man because if i woke up tomorrow with a penis i would absolutely fuck soap literally immediately it is my biggest want in the world to put my dick in a soaphole.

You could throw a plate across the room and a man would fuck it before it lands and i know because i’m that man

[Image ID. Two anonymous asks, the first reading “what is wrong with you?” and the second “don’t worry, i’m a transman who also wants to fuck the dicksoap you aren’t alone.” End ID.]