Monterey Bay Aquarium
ojovivo
Janaina Medeiros
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
almost home
Product Placement
todays bird
hello vonnie
DEAR READER
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Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
AnasAbdin
wallacepolsom
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seen from United States
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@tf2incorrectquotes
Scout: *has been transformed into a bunny* Look, old man, are you gonna keep yappin', or are you gonna help me out of this mess?!
Merasmus: I'm gonna keep yappin'! Because in my professional opinion, the change is an improvement! And besides, I couldn't help ye if I wanted to.
Scout: W H A T ? !
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Demo: *to the team* Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don’t care what you do. You just got to get it together. Get your shit together!
Scout: *just saw him revive all their teammates* ...I didn't know you could do that.
Medic: I could write a book about what you don't know.
Engineer: *introducing the Team* This is Jane, he's our Soldier class.
Soldier: I'm also an ordained minister.
Scout: Why are you in the vent?
Soldier: *suspiciously* WHAT ARE YOU... A COP?
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THE NEXT MORNING
Who ordered some tooth rotting fluff between two merciless killers? :>
A little fun version of the morning after their first hookup idk. Medic finds out quick that he sleeps the best next to Heavy
Medic: Hallo, I see you scrolling!
Medic: Did you drink water today?
Medic: If not, go get some, dummkopf!
Engineer: *sighs* I wish I had crab legs…
Medic: *bringing out the bonesaw* Oh, well, I could help with tha-
Engineer: CORRECTION: I WISH I HAD CRAB LEGS TO EAT, NOT TO REPLACE MY LEGS WITH!!
Medic: *disappointed* Aw…
Engineer: Partner, if you come at me with a flaming sword, don't cry when I come back at you with a nuke.
therapy
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Sniper: *sing-song* Can't take down the government on an empty stomach!
Pyro: *muffled* Is there anything more relaxing than setting something on fire?
Demo: ...a lot of things!
Linktree will be feeding your images with DALL-E, Open AI from 5th July 2026.
Warning to anyone using Linktree.
From the 5th July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.
I deleted my account just now, because there was no way to turn this off or opt out.
Update with some alternatives-
Carrd.co. Free alt with paid features.
Bento.app Currently free, integrated with bluesky
Everlink.tools Closest to Linktree, has some paid features.
Omg.lol Currently $20 a year. If paying for Linktree features this is a great upgrade.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
Spy: Scout, are you wearing a tie to impress Ms. Pauling?
Scout: ...do you think she noticed?
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Demo: IT'S PRIDE, BITCH!
The Administrator: Does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor?
The Administrator: I mean, normal advisor?
Years later...
The Administrator:
