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Engineer: *introducing the Team* This is Jane, he's our Soldier class.

Soldier: I'm also an ordained minister.

Scout: Why are you in the vent?

Soldier: *suspiciously* WHAT ARE YOU... A COP?

#source: among us #TF2 Engineer #TF2 Soldier #TF2 Scout #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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THE NEXT MORNING

Who ordered some tooth rotting fluff between two merciless killers? :>

A little fun version of the morning after their first hookup idk. Medic finds out quick that he sleeps the best next to Heavy

#not mine #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #Team Fortress 2 #heavymedic #red oktoberfest

Medic: Hallo, I see you scrolling!

Medic: Did you drink water today?

Medic: If not, go get some, dummkopf!

#source: memes #tf2 medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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Engineer: *sighs* I wish I had crab legs…

Medic: *bringing out the bonesaw* Oh, well, I could help with tha-

Engineer: CORRECTION: I WISH I HAD CRAB LEGS TO EAT, NOT TO REPLACE MY LEGS WITH!!

Medic: *disappointed* Aw…

#source: tumblr #TF2 Engineer #TF2 Medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

Engineer: Partner, if you come at me with a flaming sword, don't cry when I come back at you with a nuke.

#source: youtube comments #TF2 Engineer #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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therapy

#not mine #tf2 ms pauling #tf2 scout #tf2 demoman #tf2 medic #team fortress 2

Sniper: *sing-song* Can't take down the government on an empty stomach!

#source: v for vendetta #TF2 Sniper #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

Pyro: *muffled* Is there anything more relaxing than setting something on fire?

Demo: ...a lot of things!

#they spend the rest of the day making fireworks #setting LOTS of things on fire!#source: tumblr #TF2 Demoman #TF2 Pyro #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

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Spy: Scout, are you wearing a tie to impress Ms. Pauling?

Scout: ...do you think she noticed?

#source: simpsons #source: the simpsons #TF2 Spy #TF2 Scout #TF2 Ms Pauling #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #caught looking #scoutpauling

Demo: IT'S PRIDE, BITCH!

#source: make some noise #TF2 Demoman #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

The Administrator: Does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor?

The Administrator: I mean, normal advisor?

Years later...

The Administrator:

#source: tumblr #tf2 the administrator #tf2 zepheniah mann #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

#source: twitter #Emesis Blue #TF2 Soldier #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

Scout: You got it, dad! I mean dude! I mean, I’m not looking for a father figure!

#source: one day at a time #TF2 Scout #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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Sniper: Engie, why are your plans always so complicated?! You’re like Wile E. Coyote if he knew engineering.

#source: archer #tf2 engineer #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

Demo: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

#source: game groups #tf2 demoman #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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