Engineer: *sighs* I wish I had crab legs…
Medic: *bringing out the bonesaw* Oh, well, I could help with tha-
Engineer: CORRECTION: I WISH I HAD CRAB LEGS TO EAT, NOT TO REPLACE MY LEGS WITH!!
Medic: *disappointed* Aw…
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@tf2incorrectquotes
Engineer: *sighs* I wish I had crab legs…
Medic: *bringing out the bonesaw* Oh, well, I could help with tha-
Engineer: CORRECTION: I WISH I HAD CRAB LEGS TO EAT, NOT TO REPLACE MY LEGS WITH!!
Medic: *disappointed* Aw…

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Engineer: Partner, if you come at me with a flaming sword, don't cry when I come back at you with a nuke.
therapy
Sniper: *sing-song* Can't take down the government on an empty stomach!
Pyro: *muffled* Is there anything more relaxing than setting something on fire?
Demo: ...a lot of things!

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Linktree will be feeding your images with DALL-E, Open AI from 5th July 2026.
Warning to anyone using Linktree.
From the 5th July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.
I deleted my account just now, because there was no way to turn this off or opt out.
Update with some alternatives-
Carrd.co. Free alt with paid features.
Bento.app Currently free, integrated with bluesky
Everlink.tools Closest to Linktree, has some paid features.
Omg.lol Currently $20 a year. If paying for Linktree features this is a great upgrade.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
Spy: Scout, are you wearing a tie to impress Ms. Pauling?
Scout: ...do you think she noticed?
Demo: IT'S PRIDE, BITCH!
The Administrator: Does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor?
The Administrator: I mean, normal advisor?
Years later...
The Administrator:

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Scout: You got it, dad! I mean dude! I mean, I’m not looking for a father figure!
Sniper: Engie, why are your plans always so complicated?! You’re like Wile E. Coyote if he knew engineering.
Demo: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
Demo: *after being pulled over* Thank God you've arrived, Officer! Some bloke just jumped into the boot of my car and shot himself fourteen times!

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Soldier: DON’T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER, ATTACK! ATTACK EVERYTHING AROUND YOU! DO ROCK JUMPS AND HURT THINGS!!
As we’re approaching the beginning of June, I’d like to take a moment to remind y’all that this is a safe space.
You deserve to be happy
You deserve to be seen as equal
You deserve to have a voice
You deserve to be accepted and celebrated for who you are
And you deserve to have love
This month, especially, I will be your mom, your sister, your ally, or whatever you need to show you that you’re safe here.
You are safe here and an equal.
And I love you. So much.❤️✨