knees weak, arms spaghetti

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted... one moment... Tell me, Will, would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

Johann Holländer zu Rosi Landherr 'ich bin eigentlich lieber das Eckige als das Runde'

Happy birthday to this iconic poll